Maddy: "Mom, that Jesus sure was a magician."
Mom: "Ummmm. Okay???? Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "Um. Hello? Don't you read the Bible?"
Mom: "I mean, why do YOU think he's a magician?"
Maddy: "Dude, what about that one story with the blind man? You're blind. Let's put some mud on your eyes and BAM! You're healed. Got boils....BOOM! Healed again. Seriously, they should have said to Jesus, 'Let's take this show to Vegas, Jesus. We can make a lot of money!'"
Mom: After peeing in my pants, "I'm blogging this one!"
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