Interrupting

I am at a school event with the family and got stopped in the hallway by a friend. Her and I started chatting when Lizzy walks up.

Lizzy: "Mom!"

Mom: "Just a second." I continue talking.

Lizzy: "Mom!!"

Mom: "Lizzy, one minute...." I continue talking.

Lizzy: "Mom!!!"

Mom: "Lizzy, I'm almost done. Just give mommy a second to finish."

Lizzy: "Mom, you have a booger in your nose."

Bottle of Jack

Sawyer: "Mom, can you brush my teeth....with a bottle of jack?" (singing in the tune of Kesha's song)

The Magician

Maddy: "Mom, that Jesus sure was a magician."

Mom: "Ummmm. Okay???? Why do you say that?"

Maddy: "Um. Hello? Don't you read the Bible?"

Mom: "I mean, why do YOU think he's a magician?"

Maddy: "Dude, what about that one story with the blind man? You're blind. Let's put some mud on your eyes and BAM! You're healed. Got boils....BOOM! Healed again. Seriously, they should have said to Jesus, 'Let's take this show to Vegas, Jesus. We can make a lot of money!'"

Mom: After peeing in my pants, "I'm blogging this one!"