I Hate Poo

So....I'm in the kitchen doing the dishes and I hear Lizzy and Sawyer start to squabble. The end result? Lizzy blurts out to Sawyer, "I hate you!" I immediately turn off the water and run over to Lizzy to place her in a time out. She sees my disapproving face and says, "I said, "I hate poo." "I hate poo!" I, again, reitterate the consequences of not only saying what she did, but now lying. I place her back in the time out chair and tell her to sit there quietly. As I walk off, she opens her mouth once more to say, "What is silence?"

Ahhhh, Lizzy....